Why are horoscopes such crap?
This is mine for today.
You’ve been kind of bored and restless lately, and might be thinking that a change of scenery would suit you. Stop telling yourself that you’re just trying to duck out from responsibilities — instead, you’re trying to find a way to rejuvenate yourself. Take a loved one along for the ride — someone you’re sure can be more than just company, but also be part of the regeneration process.”—
Answer by OREO
Only once when it said i was angry. Actually i was pissed off that i actually wasted my time on it. They’re full of crap just like the people who make them.
Answer by thesnakeinthegarden
People love crap. They eat it, watch it, read it, believe it and love it.
“Enlightenment is man’s release from his self-incurred tutelage. Tutelage is man’s inability to make use of his understanding without direction from another. Self-incurred is this tutelage when its cause lies not in lack of reason but in lack of resolution and courage to use it without direction from another. Sapere aude! “Have courage to use your own reason!”
-that is the motto of enlightenment.
Laziness and cowardice are the reasons why so great a portion of mankind, after nature has long since discharged them from external direction, nevertheless remains under lifelong tutelage, and why it is so easy for others to set themselves up as their guardians. It is so easy not to be of age. If I have a book which understands for me, a pastor who has a conscience for me, a physician who decides my diet, and so forth, I need not trouble myself. I need not think, if I can only pay – others will easily undertake the irksome work for me.”
Answer by _MiR_
Probably because the majority of horoscopes are not based on anything at all. They are just made up like fortune cookies for profit. To add to this, horoscopes tend to be based off of sun signs which only account for a small part of each person and it’s impossible to right something credible that relates to about 1/12th of the population. I personally hate horoscopes I don’t read them unless I need a good laugh. I like how they always mention I will meet my dream man.. this happens every month. Just as an update, I’ve yet to meet my dream man and I certainly don’t meet a new one every month.
Have you checked your Horoscopes lately??
which horoscope are you?
Aries March 21 – April 19
Add more romance to your life by pampering the people you love — and yourself.
You know, of course, that substance is what matters — but all the better if this person’s substance comes with some sexy wrappings. You’re feeling pretty magnetic yourself. When the two of you meet, watch out!
Leo July 23 – August 22
In a stressful situation today, you need to stay calm, even if no one else can.
Let people see the warmer side of your personality. Heck, let them see the downright gleeful, childlike side while you’re at it. Not only will they like what they see, but you might be pleasantly surprised too.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
They say that honesty is the best policy, but white lies can be very useful today.
The thrill of the chase is the point. After all, you already have what you want, so you know the outcome. You and your sweetie need to indulge in a few romantic games, just as long as the rules are understood beforehand.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Keep your alliances secret — your choices might be misunderstood by jealous folks.
You’re feeling like a Contrary Mary, even if you’re normally a Nice Nancy, but you’re not doing it out of perversity. You’re simply bound and determined to try new things to see what else could possibly appeal to you.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Be prepared to have your regular routine turned on its ear in a fun, cool way today.
You’re motivated and inspired right now. Most importantly, you’re filled with a serene and startling clarity. This sense of purpose guides you to the right people who are willing and eager to help you with your plans.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Someone (you can probably guess who) is jealous of the acclaim you’re receiving.
What happens to goods when they’re left in the shop window for too long? They fade! The stars say it’s time for a change of pace, a new attitude and some fresh anecdotes so people can really appreciate your fabulousness.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You don’t have to deal with opinionated people today — you know what you think.
Build up the strengths in your life rather than tearing yourself down. It’s easy to get caught up in the negative, but it’s not inevitable. Focus on your strengths rather than your perceived weaknesses.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You can make amazing things happen in a group situation right now, so go for it!
Some people need to draw attention to themselves, while others naturally attract the spotlight. Right now, you fall in the latter camp. Bask in the glow of others’ admiration. You could definitely get used to this
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
You may be asked to compromise your principles today — don’t make any promises.
If you come on too strong, you may end up pushing the other party away when you really want to draw them closer, so ease your grip. Practice self-sufficiency and you’ll find what you need in your own backyard.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Extravagant gifts may be hiding a guilty conscience. Look a gift horse in the mouth.
A sly someone could talk you into something that’s really not to your benefit — or your checkbook. No matter how persuasive this person is, don’t buy what they’re selling. It’s time to protect your best interests.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Authority figures who think they know everything don’t today — warn them.
Under this astro influence, every emotion you feel is more heightened than usual. If you’re in love, you’re over the Moon. Conversely, if you’re in a snit, it’s a doozy. Just remind yourself that this, too, shall pass.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Improving your health is admirable — lecturing other people to do the same is not.
Branch out. Take a language class. Try some exotic delicacies. Attend art galleries, poetry readings and cultural festivals. If you make an effort to enjoy and indulge in the new and the sublime, it will indulge you.
Answer by Frihah
but thats probably not true (im a pisces)
Answer by ChRiStInE g
I am a capricorn..hadn’t read it for a while…so thanks!
Answer by Ash
gemini and i check it EVERYDAYYYY. i live by it<3 positive vibes all the wayyy! enjoyyyyyyy!!
PS- are those pictures of you on your icon? if so you are beauuuuuutiful!!!!
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